Total Medals Earned: 1,189 (From 202 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,650 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/19 (30/430 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/135 points)
Medals Earned: 7/44 (60/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
There's a place for everyone here.
No
Score 5000 points.
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Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
